I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just invented taco cereal.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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