Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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