that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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