I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
