it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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