Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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