hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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