does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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