So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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