It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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