every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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