Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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