I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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