I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize
