But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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