Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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