Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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