I can feel you judging me through the phone.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Randomize
