I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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