when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I fill condoms, not promises.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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