I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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