Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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