You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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