i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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