How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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