Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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