Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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