There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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