there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
What changed your mind?
Being sober
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Randomize
