I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
