did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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