I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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