Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
