i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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