she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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