i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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