if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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