the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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