i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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