totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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