Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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