Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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