How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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