i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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