He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
