just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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