I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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