Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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