So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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