I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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