I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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