she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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