Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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